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a-potato-of-angst:

fistinginferno:

had a dream that i was getting sorted at hogwarts but i got into an argument with the sorting hat so he made up an entirely new house called ‘GrungleBunk’ just so i would be forced to sit by myself in the dining hall for the rest of my life

I had a dream that the sorting hat couldn’t decide what house to put me in so I just had to go about the rest of my life with the sorting hat still on my head.

(via fried-rice-girl)

6 years ago 125,192 notes

thylovelylionheart:

“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”

“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.

(via peach-turnover)

6 years ago 247,914 notes

broromini:

didyousaymaraudersormurder:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW DRACO MALFOY IS JUST A HUGE FUCKING MEME YOU CANT TELL ME HOGWARTS STUDENTS DIDNT SAY “my father will hear about this” OR “potter” ON A DAILY BASIS WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENED I JUST WONT ALLOW IT

I’m picturing instead of “thanks Obama” everyone just mutters “POTTER” every time something small goes wrong. Everyone loses their shit when Harry one day spills ink of himself and mutters “POTTER”

(via dontaskmeifyouwantthetruth-blog)

6 years ago 140,181 notes

gxnevras:

the last of the 90s kids turn eighteen in 2017 so it’s time to become….. 90s adults

(via bejeweledspock)

6 years ago 197,484 notes